What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?
Last Updated: 02.07.2025 07:17

share office space ...
So they tried
Still no good.
The McDonald’s Snack Wrap is returning next month - CNN
This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to
No way
No go.
If you used Pocket to save links, these alternatives will serve you well - Android Police
Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...
Minds and Behinds
They put up a sign reading
What are your main K-pop groups? (Or groups you listen to)?
Thumbs down again.
The town council was livid and insisted they change it.
Hysterias & Posteriors
German Shepherd's Attempt to 'Teach Human Baby to Howl' Couldn't Be More Perfect - Yahoo
Lost Souls & Butt Holes
No, not a chance
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...
Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones
Freaks and Cheeks
How are you able to read words without vowels? - Live Science
Unacceptable again!
Just Forget it!
Nuts and Butts
Feather-legged lace weaver spider kills prey by covering it with toxic silk - Phys.org
Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives
Specializing in Odds & Ends.
Then came..
Loons and Moons
Next, they tried...
Another attempt resulted in ...
Which Shakespeare words have completely changed meaning in modern English?
Still no good
—
I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.
K-pop supergroup BTS nears reunion as two more members end military service - The Washington Post
Everyone loved it.
Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)
Catatonics & High Colonics
Nick Sanchez earns first career Xfinity Series win at EchoPark Speedway - NASCAR.com
Analysis & Anal Cysts
Schizoids & Haemorrhoids
So, the docs changed it to read
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