What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

Last Updated: 02.07.2025 07:17

What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

share office space ...

So they tried

Still no good.

The McDonald’s Snack Wrap is returning next month - CNN

This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to

No way

No go.

If you used Pocket to save links, these alternatives will serve you well - Android Police

Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...

Minds and Behinds

They put up a sign reading

What are your main K-pop groups? (Or groups you listen to)?

Thumbs down again.

The town council was livid and insisted they change it.

Hysterias & Posteriors

German Shepherd's Attempt to 'Teach Human Baby to Howl' Couldn't Be More Perfect - Yahoo

Lost Souls & Butt Holes

No, not a chance

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...

Apollo astronauts discovered the moon is covered in tiny orange glass beads. Now we finally know why. - Live Science

Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones

Freaks and Cheeks

How are you able to read words without vowels? - Live Science

Unacceptable again!

Just Forget it!

Nuts and Butts

Feather-legged lace weaver spider kills prey by covering it with toxic silk - Phys.org

Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives

Specializing in Odds & Ends.

Then came..

China tightens ‘whole-chain’ control on critical minerals amid US pressures - South China Morning Post

Loons and Moons

Next, they tried...

Another attempt resulted in ...

Which Shakespeare words have completely changed meaning in modern English?

Still no good

I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.

K-pop supergroup BTS nears reunion as two more members end military service - The Washington Post

Everyone loved it.

Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)

Catatonics & High Colonics

Nick Sanchez earns first career Xfinity Series win at EchoPark Speedway - NASCAR.com

Analysis & Anal Cysts

Schizoids & Haemorrhoids

So, the docs changed it to read

Research roundup: Ping-pong bots, the genetic key for ginger cats, and more - Ars Technica